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Dr. Johnny Pervert

Greetings and Salutations to you all!

My name is Dr. Johnny Pervert (pronounced per-vehr…The T is silent, and I am French after all) and I have offered Notinhalloffame.com my expertise on the most attractive women is sports.

Now you may be saying this to yourself; who is this guy to tell me about hot women, and why do I need you to tell me these things? There are lists like this all over the Internet!

I will address the second one first.

The lists/countdowns I have seen generally focus on one sport, or just one crop of Olympians. Sometimes it will be for one country. More often than not, the list never exceeds 50.

As for my list, I looked at the entire earth; so much so that I looked at sports I never really cared about (and once and a while didn’t know existed) and despite my location in America’s heartland I looked at as many countries as I could to make the perfect list!  This also included sports that are not exactly your traditional ones, at least by my North American eyes.

That’s the quality. As for the quantity, I decided to go for a number that I have not seen anywhere else: 400. As far as I can see, no other website has elected to find that number of damsels who are worthy of putting on a pedestal.

That answers one question.

The second is who am I to rank them.

Well, I am a Doctor of Love, and gangster of passion and one whose love of women is known worldwide…and no I am not some degenerate living in his parent’s basement!

Now with that out of the way, let’s take a look at this bevy of athletic beauties!

Feel free to let the good doctor if there is someone I missed or someone else you think fits the bill…so to speak.
Didn’t the good doctor already tell you how tough and hot Serbian women are?  Let me tell you again and give you an example of that with Serbian Taekwondo star, Milica Mandic, who can simultaneously crush your ribcage while making you have a crush on her.
The good doctor has spoken often about the beaches of Brazil, where we have no doubt that the delightful Sprinter, Franciela Krasucki runs up and down to train.
The good doctor is glad that South Africa is no longer the world’s pariah and the ban from international competition has been lifted.  This allows us to get a good look at the delightful, Marsha Cox, a star on their national field hockey team.  
The Mexican girl next door.  The good doctor has never rarely has uttered that phrase, but here I am bringing that sentence up as I am looking at Nayeli Rangel, a midfielder on the Mexican soccer team.
The good doctor knows that you don’t generally search for “Hot Thai Equestrian Women” but if you did you would only find one.  Nina Ligon is here to make you jealous of the horse she rides!
Is Maggie Vessey the most stylish athlete or the most garish?  How would I know?  I am the good doctor, not someone on Fashion Police!  I will stick with what I do know, and I know that this is one runner who I love to watch, no matter what she…
Sometimes the good doctor just can’t figure out what it is about a woman that gets him excited.  That is how I feel about Russian Swimmer, Yuliya Efimova, who has this look about her that I can’t ever forget.  
Here is another history lesson from the good doctor.  The Netherlands once colonized Indonesia (as the Dutch West Indies) and you would think that there would be some hybrid hotties that would emerge from that.  Guess what!  There was!  Here is swimming sensation, Ranomi Kromowidjojo, who fits the bill in…
The long hair.  The long legs.  The perfect name for someone who jumps high.  The good doctor loves the natural look and really everything about Lithuanian High Jumper, Airine Palsyte.  You understand that don’t you?  
Soccer has come a long way in the United States hasn’t it?   The United States are forces in both genders (though far more successful with the Women’s Team), and they are loaded with cuties like Julie Johnston, who we love to watch kick balls every day!
Serbian sweetie, Vojislava Lukic really knows how to grip a tennis racket.  The good doctor knows something else she can grip!  
Half German/Half Filipina tennis player, Katharina Lehnert, chose to represent the Philippines in her international career, but the good doctor is not concerned as to which country she plays for.  All I care about is that she is an absolute cutie!
Colombia (really the entire continent of South America) is known for soccer, hot women and cocaine.  Well, as Meat Loaf said (and the good doctor), two out of three ain’t bad, and with that .667 Batting Average here is Lady Andrade, and yes that is her real name!
The good doctor is going to be straight up with you.  That tattoo that Yana Maksmimava has near her crotch raises her rank up about forty to fifty spots.  Again, can I say how much I love the Heptathlon?  
This may not be the image that you would expect for Kenyan swimmers, but do you really care?  Talisa Lanoe is hot, and that is all that the good doctor knows how to focus on!
Hot wet Italian girls.  Has the good doctor sunk to a new low?  Flavia Delaroli is one of my personal favorites, and I am sure you can see why.
The magical heptathlon is back with Louise Hazel, the British babe who masters all of track and field’s hardest events.  Perhaps the good doctor can devise a heptathlon of his own for these women to try!
The good doctor had the fortune of going to the Portugal twice, but as pretty as I found some of the women there, I didn’t get the chance to find Patricia Mamona, the attractive triple jumper.  She gives you a reason to watch the triple jump doesn’t she?
Many of you have travelled to the beautiful nation of Mexico have seen cliff divers, but do any look as good as competitive diver, Paola Espinosa?  The good doctor will lay a large wager that they do not!
The good doctor pays little attention to the ice dancing competition but I do know that Canadian ice dancer, Tessa Virtue (what a sweet name, right?) can melt the ice that she skates on.